So I get a wonderful letter  from the Onna Health and Welfare Division.

This is like truly importanto

It is offering a Discount Ticket.

Yay! What for?

Rolling Stones in Okinawa? Gordon Duncan Memorial Concert? I Musici play Steppenwolf? Hamlet with Keira Knightley as the gravedigger? The Red Army Choir sing Harry Lauder’s Greatest Hits?

Hmmmmm, could be fun though.