Shoot You in the F*cking Foot!

This is a difficult one to write as so much amazing stuff happened in the last few days that it would take a book to do it all justice. This is just a skirmish of what took place.

I go on a bird photography course in British Columbia led by legendary Mark Smith. Mark is a star. https://msmithphotos.com/index.php/2022/09/17/insane-bald-eagle-feeding-frenzy/. He has 1.7 million followers on You Tube!

My buddy Mark.

We stay at the wonderful Nanook Lodge https://www.nanooklodge.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1dyfyebN5riM0gn5cj9-olwSNz4ZrL0-gWCbvn-WrB0w9gm64pYFNg8m8_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw Go there!

The other participants are professional or semi professional wildlife photo graphers. Their equipment is amazing. Their knowledge is vast. My equipment is stone-age in comparison. I had thought it was pretty cool! They are very sweet to me and I learn so much.

We fly up to the lodge from Seattle in a float plane.

Flying out of Seattle. I am asked to advise the pilot.
Landing at the lodge. Notice eagles flying around.

The water in front of the lodge is very tidal. At this time of year lots of fish called Hake, but not the Hake that I know, arrive. They are bottom feeders but when the tidal race belts through they are catapulted to the surface which kills the poor things. Dozens and dozens of Bald Eagles are waiting.

The trees are alive with Eagles.

They swoop down and grab the fish in their ghastly talons. Incredible scenes!

Click on these photos!
Gotcha!
I have thousand shots like this
Labour win a landslide victory
Just for a change, here is a Sealion gobbling a Salmon
Sealions taking it easy
Splash
We are in 2 little boats. There scenery is so beautiful
Lunch
Serious camera equipment

The cameras have very high shutter release speeds. They sound like machine guns. The dialogue in the boat is like the inside of a B-17 being attacked by German fighter planes.

” Coming in high at 9 o clock! Take,taka,taka,taka, taka. Two more low at 11 o clock! Take,taka,taka,taka, taka. Did you get them? I dunno. Watch out! Coming in high. Take,taka,taka,taka, taka.” It is so exciting!

Bandits

We see tons of wildlife other than eagles.

Cinnamon Bear. There are lots of bears.
Amazing birds.
Harlequin Ducks.
Harbour Seals
Black Oystercatchers.
Scenery
Big Sea Lions
Broad tailed Hummingbird I think.
Pigeon Guillemots
They run along the surface to take off.
Killer Whale.
The food at the lodge is wonderful. There is also a free bar!

Anyway, you get the idea. I had the most fantastic time and learnt so much about photography, especially fast moving bird shots.

Some links to some buddies on the course.

https://www.patfordphotos.com

https://marvinesmithphotography.com/galleries

https://www.facebook.com/aFavoritePhotography/

Apologies to Christine, Lilliana, Sue and the other Mark. I have lost their contacts.

Lilliana, incredible woman!

Amber, one of the amazing photographers; /aFavoritePhotohttps://www.afavoritephotography.com/about-the-artist says, ” Neil, this asshole criticised me so I said, ” Listen you prick, I will drive down to Fort Myers and I will shoot you in the f*cking foot if you speak to me like that again.” She is from the South, she is the best woman. Why didn’t I meet women like her when I was 25?

Just a few more eagles.

Massive thanks to Mark and all the folks at Nanook Lodge. Unforgettable experience!

Time to go home. Boo!

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3 Responses to Shoot You in the F*cking Foot!

  1. Alan's avatar Alan says:

    Interesting story with some crazy lenses! Where does Amber come into it – doesn’t seem attached to anything?

  2. Alan's avatar Alan says:

    Yes, Amber does sound an interesting woman. Not one to treat carelessly!

    That menu is also intriguing – sounds very British in a “boiled beef and carrots” way!

    Hope you’re coping with the relative boredom of San Fran.

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