I get a call from Zuckerberg General Hospital, where I used to spend my time, they want me to be in a movie about the hospital. Big Money!

Thanks for inviting me, I had a great time. The cheque will be in the post, I imagine.

I burst out of the confines of my recovery bed and drive, all by myself, to:

The rest of this is just birds. You have been warned.

My lungs seem to have coped with the excitement, so more adventures in store!