I am asked to talk at the 4th International Symposium on the History of Particle Physics at CERN. What fun! Anyone who is anyone in global particle physics in the 1980s and 1990s, the period covered by the Symposium, is there. 4 days of nostalgia.
Chris, who is chairing the symposium, and I arrange to have dinner on the night before the kick off. The restaurant is pretty much closed by the time we get there and we dine on tiny sandwiches, a plum and yoghourt!
Not impressed!John!Ugo, Kostas, Sudeshna and James!Albrecht!My neighbour in San Francisco!Robert!Martine, Fabiola!Helga, Luciano!Robert,Walter!I’ve got a bird that whistles, I’ve got a bird that sings!I get into a fist fight with String Theorists – they are a bad bunch. CERN fireman apply first aid.Stephanie and Wendy!Helen and Hirotaka!BreakfastChris, Monica!John, Siobhan and Roger!Jeremy, Vivienne!
What a fantastic event – many thanks to the organizers. How lucky am I to be part of such things?!
I go up to Clement to get an octopus and some dim sum.
Octopus shopDim Sum shop
I leave my iPhone in the Waymo on my Waymo back home – Senile Neil. On the ‘find my Mac’ app I see the phone is on Tolland St. I contact Waymo. They are wonderful, ” Tolland is our depot. Lemme look over the car Sir. I found your phone brother. Just come down and pick it up.” I am so lucky!
Thanks Waymo!
To celebrate phone ‘I once was lost but now I’m found’ scenario, Bebo and I have lunch.
Bebo is a Southern Belle and eats oyster po boysI get Fried Catfish plateRare Downy Woodpecker at the feeder.
Jame4s, a mushroom expert, harvests Chicken in the woods.Beautiful coloursFirst CampRiver by camp.We eat octopus and potatoes. awn unusual camp meal.James finds huge boletsCold in the morning.Abandoned settlement way back in the woods.Second camp. Could not tell you where it is.
I set off, with my new eyes, for the mountains of Canada to take photos of Grizzly Bears.
Bad moon rising on the night before I left Okinawa.
I get in my hire car to take it back to the shop. It will not start! I manage to contact the owner of the rental business, another Kiyuna san. He comes over to get the car and we get a taxi to take me to the airport. Very stressful as I now have about 30 seconds to catch the flight. I make it but only just. My heart is going pitter patter pitter pat.
I get to Narita and try to check in for my flight to Vancouver.”No-one called Calder on this flight sir – So sorry!” We look at the ticket again; my flight was on the previous day. I have screwed up. JAL are fantastic and organise to exchange the ticket so I can fly tonight. There is $100 something fee, I press pay. I then get a message from Wells Fargo, my US bank, that in the interest of security I will have to fill in the code that they will send to my US phone number. I only have my Japanese phone and cannot access my US number. I can not pay the $100, I can not get the exchange ticket. There is only 15 minutes to boarding. I buy a new horrendously expensive new ticket. Costly trip.
Charter flight from Vancouver to some lost airstrip in the hills. Truck to the lodge.
Everyone at the lodge is friendly but I sense a certain reticence when I ask questions about bears. Anyway we go straight out onto the river to search for grizzlies. There aren’t any. It slowly comes out that this is the worst year in living memory for seeing them. It is also very, very cold. I have not brought suitable clothing as it is difficult to imagine how cold really cold is in the 35 degree heat of Okinawa. I freeze on the first trip. My legs, encased in thin nylon trousers, stop working completely and I have to be craned out of the boat.
I am rescued by Josh, head guide, who lends me a pair of very butch overalls and by Andy who lends me long johns and gloves.
Overalls. I am saved.
No bears yet but there is lots of other stuff to see.
Martin, one of the guides. Great bloke.Thousands of dead salmon form a mat on the bottom of the river.MerganserJuvenile Bald Eagle ripping up dead salmon, of which hundreds litter the shoreline.Hooray a bear! A long way away.
The lodge is fantastic. We get 3 big cowboy meals each day with free drink!
Big slab of prime rib.Deer swims riverLodge detailCowboy hats
Each day we leave at 7:30 and look for bears. Back for lunch at 12:00 followed by nap until we re -embark at 3:30.
On the Tuesday we get to see a bear very close to.
Big Grizzly BearBigSalmon everywhere.
On the penultimate day we go for an excursion on Lake Chilko. Beautiful scenery! We visit ancient cabin in the forest and a First Nations’ camp. Lunch on a beautiful beach covered in bear tracks.
Sunny but cold.
We set off home, 30 kms away. Suddenly both engines stop! Josh the head guide is not happy. We are out of gas. How can that be?! We drift onto a lee shore and Josh, la longue carabine like, lopes off into the forest to a First Nations camp 8 kms away. Time passes, it gets dark, we light a fire. Stranded on a lost lake in lost British Columbia. We hear shouting, it is Josh stumbling along the beach with a big jerry can of gas. He is a very tough guy. We make it home in the dark. A good adventure. Home for big steaks, Canadian whisky and red wine.
Fantastic steakLots of Bald EaglesGreat birds.Semper fiThe lodge also does riding adventures. There are beautiful horses everywhere.Juvenile delinquent.
A week with no phone, no internet, lashings of fresh air, incredible food and drink. Very good. Stupidly I tripped getting out of the boat on the second day. I bashed my face and ribs. The face healed up quickly but I was cursed with painful ribs for the rest of the trip
I feel very sorry for the staff at the lodge. There are very few bears; we see two. I believe them when they say there are usually bears all over the place. They are ashamed that the week did not turn out like the brochure. I blame the bad moon that rose over Okinawa before I left.
I do not mind the paucity of grizzlies as there is so much else to see. I had a great time.
Stuff you can buy in supermarkets here is still very seasonal. Vegetables come and go depending on the time of year. One of the great seasonal treats is a fish called Saury. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_saury
These fish only show up at the beginning of fall and their arrival causes great excitement. This year is a great year for saury with bumper catches. I get the impression that the morale of the whole country has been boosted. They are only in the shops for a few weeks and then you wait another year.
They are everywhere.
I rarely ate them in the past; in fact only in restaurants on the urging of friends. I have an inbuilt suspicion of long thin fish assuming that they will be very boney. Also we don’t really have long thin fish in Europe or the States.
They are super easy to prepare. They don’t really have guts and most people don’t bother to clean them out. You just chuck them in a frying pan for a few minute, some lemon juice and then scarf them. The flesh separates from the bones with no struggle and I now eat them 2 or 3 times a week. They are delicious!
More sauryIchiro san helps me on the boat in preparation the first voyage
Yep, I take the boat out for the first time in over 2 years! Typhoon damage, absence and sickness have kept me on dry land.
Nice weather
Sails need looking at
Julian, student from OIST, helps crew. Thank you Julian.
Unfortunately there is no wind and we flap around aimlessly most of the time. However we are out on the ocean and the weather is glorious.
Nice colours but horribly creased sail.Hooray – sailing again!
Doing at least one knot
I leave Okinawa at the end of the week! I wonder how long it will be before I take the boat out again.
After failed attempts at cataract surgery I finally succeed. This is really a panegyric to the Hayakawa Eye Clinic.
After the the actual surgery, I go back the next day and the day after that for checks and vision acuity examinations. Everyone is so nice! The nurses are hilarious and giggle all the time as we flirt over Google translate. The Sensei is also very funny but not really flirtatious. However he clearly knows what he is doing, which is the main thing.
Yesterday I go back for a final time and get my new eyesight prescription. Seven consultations, not including the actual surgeries, in 2 weeks. No waiting, just fun. If you ever come to Okinawa, pop into the Hayakawa Eye Clinic to say hi.
With my new prescription held in a cleft stick, I head off to Owndays, a big all things glasses chain in Japan. “We can make up your new clear glasses now but the dark lenses will take a week. We are so sorry for the inconvenience.”
She cleans my grubby sun glasses with exquisite care.‘Seeing the unknown future with Owndays’ – classic anglo/Japanese slogan.
I once was blind but now I see – thanks everybody.
It is still beastly hot which restricts boat activity to rat-like scuttles down to the Marina before I am scared off by the heat and humility. The merciless sun simply blasts off paint and varnish from the boat. I manage a bit of tender care.
Dried out bowsprit.
Who are you going to call? Sikkens Ceto Deck of course.
Kiyuna san gave me this a couple of years ago. It is fantastic stuff.After couple of coats. A couple more coats will do no harm at all.
I love doing this sort of stuff. Not the best video!
It is taken very seriously with weeks of practice before Obon.
I hear the drums throbbing and go out on the street,
The Isa Eisa boys and girls are ready to go. What a performance ! Singing, dance, drumming.
Ready to goThis is right outside my apartment blockGo girls!Violets are blueSo cool. Well in fact it must be 30 degrees.The bandQuiteSuch a great performance!
Well done Isa Eisa group! A truly wonderful performance out on the street on a hot Okinawan night.
I took my super Nikon DSLR with super pro lens. I wish I had taken my iPhone. I am sure it would have dealt better with fast moving subjects in low light. I could also have taken video. Times change.
I have the second cataract surgery, this time on my left eye. Much the same as the surgery on my right eye. As usual the nurses are the best fun.
know any good jokes?My new hobby
Kind Kiyuna san and Jacko pass by to see if I am OK.
Good boy Jacko!Which one of us has just had eye surgery?
Yesterday, I finally had cataract surgery on my right eye. I chose the Shinto option with priest and musicians. It involved a lot of chanting, incantations with the accompaniment of strident sanshin and shakahachi music. This option is a little more expensive and is not covered by the health service. However traditional medicine is always the best, especially in Japan. Kind Tomomi san took me to the clinic and generally held my hand; explaining what was going on and scolding me for being a wimp.
I enter zen mode before the operation.
In fact the operating theatre is super modern. The surgery itself is not much fun but thankfully pain free. There is a a microscope and ultra sound device pointed directly at your eye. The eyelids are held back, as in Clockwork Orange, to stop you blinking against the very bright light. The surgeon does stuff but I am not sure what. Then it is over.
Post op.
I pass a restless night and go back to the clinic this morning. The dressings are removed and I am a little disappointed that my eyesight seems much the same, I was expecting a revelation. Maybe it will improve. I am given lots of drops and told to come back tomorrow.
How sweet – they have translated the instructions into English for me. I never seen a non Japanese during my many visits to the clinic.
Same again next week for the left eye. I might dispense with the Shinto option.
Not much in Japan I believe. However over the last couple of years things have been changing. There are frequently young Nepalis working in the fantastic Lawson konbini just next to my apartment building. They are smiling, efficient and speak excellent Japanese. They also speak English. I believe they have to study Japanese at special courses, which gives them the right to a visa. There was a chap from Sri Lanka serving there yesterday. I know of at least one British immigrant – me.
Anyway a direct result of this wave of immigrants is the opening of a Nepali restaurant just a stone’s throw from my apartment.
On another tack, I try to start the motor in the boat. It does not turn over but only emits a sad little click. This has happened several times before and is usually because of a jammed up starter motor. I am downhearted as it is a reasonably big job to fix. However I charge the battery and hooray she starts straight away! I am very pleased with myself – such mechanical skill.
Thunka, thunk,thunka. As Kiyuna san predicts, this engine will last longer than me.
There is a club at the university and the members worry that the boat is leaking excessively.
Beautiful boat. Handmade in Okinawa only a few years ago. Notice what Japanese women wear in the sun. Esteemed Izumi sensei is front right.I advise.
I get a new Mac. This is a very long and miserable story from which I will spare you.
I get a Mac mini. Connecting a new monitor and transferring all my files from my laptop was hellish. No one’s fault really, just that nearly all instructions are in Japanese.
Tiny computer but very powerful.Nearly there.
I also get a new trackpad.
Mac packaging is so good.
I finally get everything working and now I can watch lots of 1960s British films on huge high definition screen.
I remember watching this when I was 10 or something.Don’t make films like this anymore.
I get a blood test to check that my red cell level has not plummeted anew.
Matchless Shoko san asks me to check that the blood is mine.haemoglobin level, although not great, is much better than in the dark days.
Ichiro san kindly drives me to the ornithologist to try to fix dates for cataract surgery. My eyesight is very poor which really hampers activity.
Ichiro san listens to endless instructions for preparation for the operations
So finally the dates are fixed – 2 September for right eye and 9 September for the left. Hooray!
I will only have to pay 8,000yen for the two operations. Hooray!
Time to change from West to East. James and I go for a farewell lunch down on the bay.
This Gloria our wonderful waitress though I am not sure if that word is still useable.It is a good life.I eat crab. Dungeness crab, which is caught off the coast here, have no claws.James gets very fancy Fish and Chips. No newspaper.
Bye bye San Francisco – thanks James for looking after me so well.
My apartment in Ginowan is immaculate with new tatami mats.
Nice
So many people have been nice to me whilst I was away. I mean they are nice to me when I am here as well but it is er nice to walk into an immaculate flat with a bunch of flowers and er nice message.
Thank you.
There are so many things to do. An incomplete list: everything made more difficult as my Japanese credit card has stopped working. Get computer fixed, pay pensioner’s health insurance, pay medical bills, pay for house cleaning, fix credit card problem, get a car, get eyes fixed, get my legs fixed, get iPhone reset to Japanese number and many more. I hate this stuff but it was made so much easier by the milk of human kindness of everyone I dealt with. The Okinawans will all go to heaven.
Haruna san fixes my legs.
Whilst I was away the main power breaker flipped = no electricity. No electricity means the freezer does not work and huge leg of lamb rots. Luckily Arisa san was able to switch the power back on after a couple of weeks but the leg of lamb was truly rotten.
Deep frozen but rotten leg of lamb. Does anyone have good recipes?
The weather is unbearable. 90 degrees heat with 90 % humidity most days. Impossible to do much.