So, I think the title of this post is a reasonable translation of Grand Teton. Well, on reflection, teton is probably more accurately translated as nipple. Nipple however sounds ruder.
Grand Teton National Park was where we were headed. We intended to watch Bear, Elk, Caribou, Elk and such. We were also determined to camp. Grand Teton was actually a big disappointment for after 1000 miles or so on back roads, it it is very civilized with gas stations, stores, lodges and loads of people. The weather turned really bad and we could not see the famous big breasts. We tried very hard to camp.
We have no waterproof clothes and the idea of cooking outside in driving snow to later crawl soaked into the flatbed of a truck to shiver and freeze through the night is not appealing.
We chicken and head on out to find a Motel.
We head back to San Francisco down country roads.
Amazing trip! Thanks James for being such a good traveling companion.