Rank Corruption, Mining All Within

I return to Okinawa to spend six weeks of blissful sailing adventure. As usual with boats, things do not work out as planned. While away in California there was a small typhoon resulting in much tugging on the bow mooring lines made fast to the samson post.

Snapped
Completely rotted

The tenon of the bowsprit has also rotted so I need a new bowsprit and sampson post. I try the supermarkets but they do not stock Norfolk Gypsy stuff really. I consult my carpenter friend, Tomo san, in Onna son. He is a great guy and has made me bits and pieces for the boat before. He reckons he can make a replacement and there is much discussion with his Dad as to what wood to use. The originals seemed to have been some sort of pine but we all agree that there is no way that pine will resist the rigors of the Okinawan climate. We go for a hardwood called Apitong that I have never heard of before.

Apitong!
Tomo san looking unusually grumpy
Lots of sanding and treating needed
My old friend the sander.
Many coats of teak oil.
Back on the boat but it needs lots of finessing to get the samson post bolted on securely
Eyeless in Gaza
Pretty much finished.

This was a great project but once again the crushing heat made it it very tough at times. I still need to adjust shrouds and fix the jib but I am more or less ready to start sailing adventures again, Er, unfortunately I go back to California in a couple of days!

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Hotter Than a Match Head

Off I go for a jaunt to Fukuoka. Unfortunately my visit coincides with a canicule in Japan and indeed the rest of the world. It is 36 Celsius and 80% humidity in the killer streets of Fukuoka, which makes walking to your hotel from the subway station a very dangerous business.

The only thing to do is to stay in air conditioned restaurants. I thought the seafood was excellent in Okinawa, well it is, but the seafood in Fukuoka is on a different cloud. I meet Arisa san and her Mum for and outstanding meal.

Shabu shabu starter.

Horse meat sashimi
Real sashimi! Freshness is everything. The shrimp are still alive.
Ginger tempura
You know what these are.
There is sushi and then there is sushi.

The next day I set off to watch birds in the Fukuoka castle park. It is a bad idea.

Water lilies

I nearly collapse from heat exhaustion before getting back to the hotel, which I regret is awful. However the reception guy is from Nepal and used to work in Okinawa. He remembers fondly a visit to OIST.

This makes me happy. Guys in hotels in Fukuoka love OIST. Amit is a great guy.

Later, I struggle to an outside eating area crammed with dozens of food stalls called Yatai.

Yatai!

I get delicious tempura and lots of cold beer.

My tempura stall. I have to wait to get a seat.
Cooked in front of you. Fish tempura.
Veggies
Yakitori!
More beer!

I go to Dazaifu, an ancient city outside Fukuoka. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazaifu%2C_Fukuoka

I walk to subway, drenched in sweat. I go to the next station where I change lines. Here I have to get on the regional railway network. I ask how can I get to Dazaifu whereupon I am led to a back office. Here I buy a special return ticket that includes two free Mochi, for which Dazaifu is famous.

See how clean Japanese train stations are!

I am told to go to a station, that I cannot remember the name of, and then change to a special train that goes to Dazaifu. At each stage I seek help from the railway people. They are often oldish but so delightful! All have enough English to set me right and take enjoyment from helping me.

Shrine that needs pruning
The usual

So over my longish life, I have seen a lot of amazing stuff; cathedrals, roman ruins, temples, mosques, shrines, megaliths,. Frankly I have seen enough. Amazing though Dazaifu may be, the journey there was more interesting.

The most remarkable thing for me in Dazaifu was the Starbucks.

Starbucks in Japan.
This was designed by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kengo_Kuma

I have been to several places in Japan where Starbucks have created remarkable spaces. Notably at Zenkoji https://thequietripple.com/2023/06/23/before/ where a beautiful space, with excellent contemporary art, had been integrated into an ancient monastery. I wish I had taken photos. Thank you Starbucks.

So western friends who are not keen on eating living things might want to switch channel here. I go to famous Kawataro Nakasuhonten, a restaurant that specializes in very, I mean very, fresh squid.

Outside.
You sit around a big pool full of squid.
The back has been expertly sliced into thin sashimi strips. Freshness is paramount.
Very cold beer.
Round two.
They take away what is left of the squid and turn it into tempura.

I stumble to the subway and go to the airport. I fly back to Okinawa full of squid and beer.

Sorry that this has been mainly about food but it was honestly too hot to do much else than eat.

Constant background noise in Fukuoka, the roar of cicadas!
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Eyes Down

I am afraid that I have fallen behind. After the wedding I flew back to Okinawa as things had to be done. I also thought a few weeks of summer sailing would be a good idea. I have not written about any of this as I was waiting for the photos of the wedding from the professional photographer. Did not think I could post on Okinawa trivia before recording the amazingness of the wedding. If you see what I mean.

The first thing to do was to get a car. Tragically my great friend Kano san, who usually rents me one, had an aortic dissection in May. I am not sure what this is but it sounds bad. I am contacted by his wife who says she will bring me a car. I say forget it, you have more important things to worry about but she insists. Such kind people.

My car. Not the best shot of Kano san’s wife. She is very sweet.

Kano san in happier days. The best of men

I have to renew my boat operator license; I cannot believe that 5 years have passed so quickly. I have to attend a refresher course that is in Japanese. The authorities insist that I come with a Japanese speaker. Kano san was going to do it but the best laid plans went agley. At the very last moment I contact an old friend and colleague, Teruya san, to see if he could help out. He can! Phwew!

He is another sensational guy..
Ryes down. Two fat ladies 88
They have a new booklet in English!
Hooray new license! Thank you Teruya san

Now I have the license I can get on with the main business of fantastic sailing adventures. Well no, when I go to the boat I see that the the Sampson post and the bowsprit have been rotted by Okinawa’s dramatically destructive climate and are totally busted.

Oh dear
Amazing that I had not noticed anything was wrong. It must have decayed internally. Rank corruption, mining all within, 
infects unseen.

I will have to get new parts hand made.

It is debilitatingly hot. It is pretty much impossible to do anything outside after 10:00 am. Dismantling the broken parts and re rigging various stays so the mast did not fall down was an ordeal.

On the bright side the food is as good as ever!

3 minutes walk from my place.
I love fish
5 minutes walk from my apartment.
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Fairytale

I introduced Ichiro san to Tomomi san and to a certain extent promoted the start of their relationship. They asked me to take on the formal role of “go between or matchmaker” at their very traditional shintoist wedding at the Chusa Shrine in Togakushi. What a privilege!

The ceremony is complex and thank heavens we have a full rehearsal the day before.

I have two roles, first in front of the altar, I receive a decorated branch. This I manipulate in a prescribed fashion and make a wish. I then re- manipulate the branch and lay it on a table in front of the altar. I bow twice, clap twice, bow again and return to my stool. Towards the end, I have to make the congratulatory toast to the bride and groom – in Japanese! Amazingly I don’t blow it.

We arrive at the shrine
Kick off
Sit up straight!
The couple get to drink lots of sake.
check out the branches. Click on these photos.
Another round
Lang may yir lum reek!
May all yir spuds be Golden Wonders!
What a good looking couple!
Obligatory selfie.
Unforgettable, magical!
Thank you to appropriately name Kamara san for letting me use her photos.
Bright future.

So this was, as they say in California – unreal. I am so honoured that Ichiro and Tomomi asked me to play a role at their wedding. I don’t think that many Gaijins get to do this.

Above all I wish them every happiness! They are exceptional people.

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Getting Ready

We go to the very holy town of Togakushi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Togakushi_Shrine We stay in a ryokan.

For centuries it was home to monks.

Yuko san runs the place. She does everything from cleaning, cooking, business stuff. Her husband watches baseball and does the garden.

The three of us are the only guests. Tomomi and I stayed here 2 years ago and Yuko san has decided to reserve the whole place for us!

Allotment
Bedroom
My own private onsen
Yuko’s ikebana

The food is the best. Yuko san cooks it all, especially the hand made soba that my Japanese friends hold in great reverence.

Hand made Soba with tempura of stuff the Yuko san has ripped from the forest, like fern stalks and bits of grass. Fairytale.
Nagano beef!
River fish sashimi, trout?
Imari plate left behind by the monks, from Edo period, probably made around 1790. They also left behind red lacquer bowls which we nonchalantly slurped our miso soup from. Nuts!
I will marry Yuko san in the after life.

So we have to get ready for the big event. This means an hour of being dressed by hilarious ladies who do this for a living.

spot the socks!
Blue vest
Raincoat
You do not see the intricate knots and belts that hold it all together.
Ready to go!

I love Japan.

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Before

I go to Nagano.

See how shiny clean everything is.

Not much cooler.

At zebra crossings in Japan, they play ‘Coming Through The Rye’. This is another demonstration of what a civilized country Japan is.

All the laddies smile at me

Here is a Japanese take. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDuCBVhFRKE

I go to Zenkoji. It is amazing.

Tam O Shanter
I did not inhale.

I meet my friends and we creep through a black tunnel under the holy Buddha.

After many attempts we finally find “The Key to Pure Land” and feel much better.

We stay at a local guest house and have a fabulous meal.

Horsemeat sashimi. Je suis tendre

Here is a tip for squeezing out pleasure in Japan – travel with Japanese friends.

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Hot Tokyo

I am in Tokyo. Sleepless and jet lagged, I set off for Ueno Zoo. I walk there at 07:30 which is very pleasant as the tremendous heat of the day is still nursing its wrath. The zoo does not open until 09:30 so I sit in Starbucks and drink iced coffee. I have never understood why some people, especially the British, don’t like Starbucks.

There is a queue to get in. Sweltering

I do not have a hat and before long I feel bad.

Hot Macaque
Hot Polar Bear dreams of the frozen North

There are announcements warning us of the exceptional heat. To avoid death we should hydrate and walk slowly.

Hot Elephant
Snowy Owl dreams of icebergs

I sit panting in the shade whenever I can. I soon realise that I will not be able to walk around the major part of zoo. Defeated, I head back to my hotel. It is only a kilometre or so but, dizzy from heat, at times I am not sure if I can make it! I spend the rest of the day in bed in a dark, heavily air conditioned room.

Next morning, I walk to Kappabashi where there are lots of knife and kitchen stuff shops. I am there too early as most of the shops do not open until 10:00. Somebody has turned up the heat again and fascinating though the dozens and dozens of knife shops may be, I can only think of dark rooms and air conditioning.

I buy some industrial strength toe nail shears

I learn from yesterday’s ghastly stagger back to the hotel and get a cab. The news on TV is about the exceptional heat – 35 degrees made worse by concrete.

I venture out late in the afternoon to Ameyoko market. Hundreds of small specialist shops and even more crazy restaurants of every description. This is a wonderful place and despite the heat, my wilted enthusiasm is totally restored.

Ameyoko market, there are blocks and blocks of this.
The atmosphere is heightened by the rumbling of trains overhead. The market is under a major train line.

I find myself surrounded by hat shops. I have little hope of finding a hat that fits as my head is grotesquely swollen due to years of self adoration. Two hilarious young Japanese ladies find me just the thing.

Such fun!
Dapper

I stop to get some Takoyaki and ice cold beer. This I eat standing in the street like everyone else. One of the best meals.

Octopus in dough ball.
Hot from the press. I smother them in tuna flakes and some brown sauce and wolf them down. 300yen.

Tomorrow to the cool, I hope, mountains of Nagano.

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Snorting, Huffing and Woofing

I head North to find bears, which make the above noises.

I drive deep into the redwoods in the North Pacific forest near the Oregon state line and wait for bears.

I spend 2 days here, so beautiful, so quiet, but not a bear in sight.

I reason that bears like meat so if I cook and eat a lot, then they will come.

Bears like T-bone steak
Do bears like peas and carrots? I love cooking over wood fires.

Anyway I have a glorious time snuffling around in the undergrowth, snorting, huffing and woofing. No luck- I must practice.

Bears love bison burgers
And lamb chops, avocado, potato salad..
Lots of very big trees. Photo does not do them justice.
The Lost Coast. Still lost.

As I leave a diner in some tiny mountain town, the lady says, “Hope you enjoyed your breakfast, sir.”

“Snort, huff, woof.”

“Why sir you must be a bear. Would you like some more coffee to take with you?”

4 days in the woods but I see very little fauna but lots of trees.

I swing by Colusa Wildlife Reserve on the way home.

Snowy Egrets squabble over crayfish.
Black Crowned Night Heron.

Driving back into San Francisco is terrible. After the empty mountains and rivers, it comes as a shock to be confronted by so many people.

Takes me 2 hours to get over the Bay Bridge!

I finally pull the truck onto the sidewalk in front of the house to unload all the bear stuff. I creak out of the driving seat, straighten out and stretch my arms into the air. Suddenly someone bear hugs me from behind. Am I being mugged? No, it is the wonderful Mia, who is now a rock star. https://thequietripple.com/2019/02/28/so-long-san-francisco/

She is my favourite rock star at the moment.
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Mimosas

Bay to Breakers is a San Franciscan tradition that has been in abeyance due to the virus.

Thousands of people, most dressed in outlandish costume, many naked, run or amble across the city from the Bay to the breakers on Ocean Beach The route passes right in front of the house.

I miss the very first runners, but these people are taking it pretty seriously.

Old friend Claude sneaks up on me! She is French.
Claude!

I think there are fewer people this year. Not surprising really as normality claws its way back from the lost virus years.

Young women in pink.
Old Timer
Not real
Gilded Youth
Merry month of May.
Happy Bear

Jacques, Claude’s husband and Claude, Jacques’ wife, have a party on their deck. It is 10:00 am but we drink Mimosas and eat freshly baked croissants. All the folks live in the area. It is nice to have a local community of funny people.

A band strikes up in the park opposite the house.

Life is good. Thank you San Francisco.

Pygmy Nuthatch unfazed by thousands of crazy people
Sweet rat.
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History

I set off East like a wagon train in reverse. Up the Sierra Nevada, over the Donner Pass, down to Reno and then off across the Great Basin of Nevada. The wagon trains followed the Humboldt River as do I but backwards. The distances are immense, the country is dry and unwelcoming. What people! What did they do about sunburn, foot rot, jock rash, cracked lips, the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to? 

The first night, I camp by the Humboldt River in a place much used by pioneers.

Manifest destiny
I don’t like sponge cake
Get off my land!

I trundle along Interstate 80, which follows the California Trail. Nevada is vast, hours at 65mph in a climate controlled truck only inches me East. Those wagon trainers basically walked. They don’t make them like them any more etc.

I get to Elko. I know I have to buy food because I do not have any. I turn South towards my destination, Ruby Vally, but I get lost and end up on tiny roads with no food stores. I finally draw into Jiggs Bar, a building in the middle of nowhere. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jiggs+Bar/@40.4272737,-115.6656734,583m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x80a58924f9f644e9:0x7eb81f64a35c6464!8m2!3d40.4271683!4d-115.6659517!16s%2Fg%2F11gm6z_581

So far from anything.

Go there everyone, it is a wonderful place!

I stumbled in out of the bright sun at 2:30. There is no one there except the bar lady/person. Her name is Diana and she is the best. She serves me an ice cold Coors and we discuss the availability of food. “Sorry, I only got jerky, potato chips and candy.”

Biggest Elk I ever seen

At this stage a real cowboy whose name I have forgotten, but was either Ty, Buster, High Noon or Lonesome Jethro, wanders in. He is wearing boots with spurs.

Lonesome Jethro. Notice spurs.

Where can I get food? “Well, your best bet is to turn around and there is a a store about 30 miles down the road.”

Jethro is a great guy and we chew on the problem of getting to Ruby Valley as the passes are probably still closed by snow. I have the best time! It is history! Can I get my rig across the passes. Diana, Jethro and I have a very cowboy conversation.

I am about to leave, after one of the most enjoyable 40 minutes that I can remember, when Diana pushes food into my paws. I think it is her own evening meal.

That night I dine on two sticks of jerky, a snickers bar, two packets of potato chips, ramen and clam chowder. I have rarely enjoyed food more.

So here’s to you you Diana, the best of women. At each social gathering I will raise a glass to you.

Princess Diana
Over the pass into Ruby Valley. Click twice on tis photo to get some understanding of the scale.

The Ruby Valley is one of the more remote parts of the country but back in the 1860s it was in the thick of things. It was on a wagon train route, the ill-fated Donner party came through here. The Pony Express rode along it. They even built a fort. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Ruby

150 years old but deeply historic. In Europe history is different.
Ruby Valley from my campsite.

However, I have not come for the history but for the thousands of wildfowl, principally Canvasback, that rest in the wetlands on their migration South. They are here in May and June. I get there on 11 May. There are very few ducks. Perhaps they missed the bus. Not to worry lots of other stuff to see.

Double Scaup, probably Greater or Lesser.
Sandhill Crane
Yellow Warbler
Double Ruddy Duck
Yellow Rumped Warbler
Double Pied-billed Grebe
Yellow Headed Blackbird
Barn Swallows
Wood Swallow
The only Canvasback that caught the bus.

I set off South from Ruby Valley on one of the great roads. 90 miles of dirt road through emptiness.

Nothing but antelope and wild horses
Wild horses

Well done truck! Thank you America!

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