Ben
So son Ben comes to stay. Straight off the plane into the sea and he completes his open water diving training in record time. He is like a, er, fish to batter, um snail to garlic, like lobster to creel, you know, a Zulu to Ukweshwama, a Scotsman to the MacBraynes’ bus.
Andy Murray eel
Ben does Ukweshwama
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Ben & I
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Congratulations Ben
The Quiet Ripple Defines The Pond 
Well done Ben! Looks like fun… Big hugs to you both.
hey sandy Thank you. from me Ben. take great care of your self. (MR gilly monster) if you remember
Oh dear, you’ve been over there too long. Is that really you making those silly, Asian, girly V-signs ? Trust they were ironic. What do they mean anyway ?
I am an Asian Girly. I do not know what they mean but I just have to do it. Hai!!!!
Going native then. Very Conrad. The horror.