The best cure for rabies is to buy a truck. I remember seeing this in a TV program in the 1960s about Louis Pasteur. Lo it is true as I took delivery of my Daihatsu HiJet this morning and I have stopped biting people.  I am deeply in love with my truck. She has everything I look for in a partner.

She waits for me.

She is very reliable, she loves adventures, she is good in the garden. She  does not paint her face an inch thick but relies on her robust health and sturdy frame to gain favor. She is very social, having already struck up a good relationship with Dileas.

I pay the owner.

Ready to go out with Dileas

Captain Hook

She has a hell of a hook, together with a most straightforward face.

She does not jig, amble, and lisp, nor nickname God’s creatures

I know we will be very happy.