I have got to know a young woman who makes cups and lots of other stuff with legs sticking out of them. I suggest that she is influenced by Hieronymus Bosch and she goes, “Say what?”
Okinawa on a quiet day
Anyway she is lots of fun and yesterday she brought some of her cups to my office.
She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.
Very Japanese poem
Unfortunately, drinking from my new cup involves me sticking my nose between clearly female legs. I am on the gender equality task force. Does this send the right message?
Anyway buy stuff from Komiya san – her email is on the photo – she deserves success.
The Quiet Ripple Defines The Pond 
Perhaps you should get a cup where the legs are crossed at least. Or wearing clogs with the string still attached (old French joke about primitive method of contraception blessed with papal approval).
Hai!!