All Things Counter, Original, Spare, Strange;

So I like it both ways. Flying on Japanese airlines, which for me tends to be ANA, you get impeccable service. The flight attendants are young, exquisite, totally attentive and smilingly demure.

Flying American airlines , which for me tends to be United, the attendants are more advanced in years, tend to be slightly ditsy and laugh their way across the Pacific. I have been attended to by the same lady on various US – Tokyo flights. She is a redhead wisecracker, probably in her 50s, called Cathy who maintains an atmosphere of, “This is really fun, what the heck , you wanna another drink? Where are we? Hell, I don’t know!” as we slam across the stratosphere.  She is my hero.

Leaving Chicago

Leaving Chicago

Downtown Montreal

Downtown Montreal

This an American flight

This an American flight

Nihon! 19 hours on planes today.

Nihon!
19 hours on planes today.

 

Two very different styles, both of which are wonderful. So no one thing is necessarily better than another. What does God think about this? Let’s ask Gerard Manley Hopkins.

Glory be to God for dappled things –

For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;

For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim;

Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings;

Landscape plotted and pieced – fold, fallow, and plough;

And áll trádes, their gear and tackle and trim.

 

All things counter, original, spare, strange;

Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)

With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;

He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:

Praise him.

Yay!

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Je Ne Veux Pas T’Abandonner, Mon Bébé

As I go to the airport I have to stop to photograph the latest Okinawan glory. It is a waxy, purplish,vine thing that has er burst into flower like partout.

No idea what it. Rosie?

No idea what it. Rosie?

It is the middle of November.

Blaues Gras, scheint auf mich.

Blaues Gras, scheint auf mich.

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Always look left when going to Tokyo.

I have always thought that the most undignified form of human behavior is displayed by those trying to wheedle their way into business class. I witnessed a new one on this trip. Fat guy plumps himself down into a seat. The attendant says,”Er like excuse me sir but do you have a business class ticket?”

Says he, with much menace, “Look my last flight  I was in business and you got a lot of free seats and I have bad knees. Whaddya gonna do huh? Throw me out, huh? You gotta be putting me on. I have been flying United for 20 years but I tell you this, this is my last flight if you even think about moving me to the back!”  and so on very loudly.

It worked, they let him stay. Short flight mind you.

Sagt mir wo die teufel bin ich?

Sagt mir wo die teufel bin ich?

Quite a lot colder than Okinawa

Quite a lot colder than Okinawa

I am now in a new city, well not quite as I was here 40 years ago. I wake at 4:00 and wait for the sun to rise. I am the first at breakfast.

Ok I love Japanese breakfast but yeeha

Ok I love Japanese breakfast but yeeha

Anticipation!  It is 8:00 am. I am  up, dressed, breakfasted. The thrill of having a free morning to ramble around a new city.

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“But Did Thee Feel the Earth Move?”

I remember reading Hemingway and in ” For Whom The Bell Tolls” this bloke asks his er partner after an act of coitus, “Did thee feel the earth move?” I always thought this was very bloated male bollocks. By the way, they did the deed in a meadow. When he stood up the bloke said to his er partner,”Gracias.”

In a Tokyo hotel room this morning, as I scratched my stomach and contemplated getting up, the earth moved. The coat hangers rattled, things fell off my desk, the building swayed   and undulated, I was on the 8th floor, and I thought Hemingway.

I went to a breakfast, all excited, with a Japanese colleague. She never mentioned the earthquake. When I, schoolboyishly, did, she said something like, “Well duh yeah.”

I like Tokyo

Every Japanese city has one.

Every Japanese city has one.

Earthquake breakfast. I thought I was pretty much in control of Japanese breakfast until I smashed the hard boiled egg on top my tray to find that it was'nt.

Earthquake breakfast. I thought I was pretty much in control of Japanese breakfast until I smashed the hard boiled egg on my tray to find that it was’nt.

TV station

TV station

 

Love Hotel

Love Hotel

Statue of Liberty

Statue of Liberty

 

It's Christmas at Haneda

It’s Christmas at Haneda

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Japanese Schoolgirls

I wonder if I will get a million hits with a title like that?

The university organized a school science thing called SCORE! last Saturday. Loads of competitors.

http://www.oist.jp/news-center/news/2013/11/5/young-women-score-high

Seriously though, I mean like what is it with Japanese High School kids?

They were all 17 or 18. They all wore school uniform. They were all very polite. They did  not have piercings. They actually seemed to be enjoying themselves. They had no hint of je m’en foutisme. They laughed, giggled and wanted to have their photos taken with old men.

I mean is this a good thing?

Is this really preparing them for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

Is this really preparing them for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

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Smugglers

I have enjoyed getting in touch with my masculine side this weekend. First driving a truck up to Kunigami and today untangling nets. On my morning beach cleaning constitutional, I come across this.

Blown up by recent typhoons

Blown up by recent typhoons

Nets, rope, fishing line and maritime stuff all totally tangled. I covet the rope. I can use it and it is free.

I drag it home and sit on the beach in front of my house untangling it with er a knife. I feel this is masculine and wish I had a pipe.

I bought the knife in MacIntyre's hardware at least 20 years. Sheffield steel you know

I bought the knife in MacIntyre’s hardware in Tarbert at least 20 years. Sheffield steel you know, razor sharp

It was very enjoyable as there was a Pacific Rim Egret on the shore having lunch.

Yum, click on this

Yum, click on this

I am not good at patience and after 20 minutes of untangling, I take the knife and cut the rope into useful shortish lengths. They will come in handy for tying up pesky smugglers.

A length of rope always comes in handy.

A length of rope always comes in handy.

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Flow My Tears,The Policeman Said

So all of this is pretty repetitive  but I’m going to do it anyway.

This blog and “Unemployed But Comfortably Off” is a good archive of what I have done over the last 3 years and some. I probably read it more than anyone else, as it is pleasant to choose a random date and see what you were doing. I regret all  the years that have gone with no record. The blog give structure to my life in a similar way that the Higgs field gives structure to the universe, if you know what I mean.

I go trucking to the forests of the North to return the tables to the village hall of Ada, one of the most remote villages in Okinawa. Ada is so remote that it is impossible to find anything about it on Google apart for ads for nearby hotel.

Anyway Ichiro san the artist birdwatcher, check:

https://quietripple.wordpress.com/2013/09/29/got-my-chips-cashed-in/

and I go birdwatching once we have stashed the tables.

This Isuzu truck is very fine. I am definitely getting tattoos and driving around the western states in one of these with a sleeping cab on the back, once I have shuffled off the work coil.

This Isuzu truck is very fine. I am definitely getting tattoos and driving around the western states in one of these with a sleeping cab on the back, once I have shuffled off the work coil.

He takes me to magical glades and sinuous rills. We hunt the Okinawan Woodpecker. http://www.konicaminolta.com/kids/endangered_animals/library/sky/okinawa-woodpecker.html

We find it not, but hear it a lot.

November in Okinawa

November in Okinawa

We see the Ryuku Robin,  but fleetingly.

http://www.arkive.org/ryukyu-robin/erithacus-komadori/

Daurian Redstart!

Daurian Redstart!

We eat picnic lunch prepared by Ichiro san's estimable wife. Sandwiches and fruit with garland of wild flowers.

We eat picnic lunch prepared by Ichiro san’s estimable wife. Sandwiches and fruit with garland of wild flowers.

We come across hunters! Yikes, first gun I have seen in 3 years. They are shooting crows which prey upon Okinawan Rail chicks.

"I never done it ,Gov" "Straight up, I was at home with the wife."

“I never done it ,Gov”
“Straight up, I was at home with the wife.”

We see  a  Striated Heron and lots of butterflies.

This is a Dragonfly

This is a Dragonfly

Happy snake

Happy snake

The Japanese love to cartoonify

The Japanese love to cartoonify

This one has a ring in its nose

This one has a ring in its nose

So nothing much really but there again what could be better?

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Think I’ll Pack It In and Buy a Pickup

So this will be a kind of rambling narrative on events over the weekend that were not directly connected with how I earn my salary.

I went birdwatchingphotoing with Itamar who is here from Weizmann. He was packing a 600mm lens  that is very butch. Mahesh came too and between us the photo equipment inside was worth at least double the value of the car – rich boys games.

Make my day Egret punk

Make my day Egret punk

Peewit Herman

Peewit Herman

Little Ringed Plover

Little Ringed Plover

Later I went for a beach clean up. It has been very typhoony over the last couple of weeks. Nothing worth getting excited about but a lot of jetsam is normally deposited and I must have a clean beach.

Boat in typhoon quarters

Boat in typhoon quarters

Special Beach Garbage Bag

Special Beach Garbage Bag

Lucky Bag

Lucky Bag

I then notice that the butterflies have come out of their typhoon hidey-holes and spend a delightful hour following them around.

Drive it down to LA

Drive it down to LA

This looks almost European

This looks almost European

What do they think about?

What do they think about?

Typhoons not good for flutterbyes

Typhoons not good for flutterbyes

It is now Sunday and I talk to some goats.

Getting on my goat

Getting on my goat

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a goat.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a goat.

Then it is music at the Grand Line.

The beautiful May Frawley

The beautiful Mary Frawley

Tara, Mary and I go to it

Tara, Mary and I go to it

Time to go to bed. Work tomorrow

Time to go to bed. Work tomorrow

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Madeleine

Japan is a country where you take your shoes off a lot – at the dentist, in many restaurants, certainly upon entering a home, yours or someone else’s. If you take off your shoes then usually you put them back on again at some point.

After the historic shoe experiment

After the historic shoe experiment

All this putting on of shoes means that the shoe horn is ubiquitous around here. I do not remember using one in Europe or the US whereas here I would feel lost without one.

I use this one a lot. It is at the dentists

I use this one a lot. It is at the dentists

In Japan the very long shoe horn is de rigueur. You do not have to bend down to put on your shoes. Just position the shoe horn into the heel cavity and slide your foot sensually into the awaiting shoe. This gives me pleasure.

I quite like the doggy one.

I quite like the doggy one.

I have only recently understood why I like shoe horns so much.

On my first day at school, actually kindergarten, there was much ritual. First off there was a uniform that had to be exactly adhered to. There were also accoutrements that any well-bred young gentleman had to have such as a satchel, a games kit bag, and a shoe horn. I remember mine vividly. It was short and had a tortoiseshell pattern, although it was undoubtedly plastic. I was very proud of my shoe horn, it was a badge of non- baby-ness and a fetish which would guard me against ill. I had not thought about it for 57 years until I was putting on my shoes in a low bar a couple of nights ago.

My current shoe horn

My current shoe horn

Each item in this photo costs ¥100, which is $1.

Each item in this photo costs ¥100, which is $1.

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Cicero

I highly recommend Robert Harris’ novels on the life of Cicero. I am listening to one at the moment as I record the events of this day.

Mainly birds I’m afraid. There are no less than 5 different species of Egret on Okinawa. I have been very lazy in truly sorting them out. Today I go to it.

We shall go from big to small.

Great White Egret. Notice thin kinked neck. The real giveaway I have realized after 2 years is the gape line, thin bit of skin stuff under the eye. Great White has one. The next Egret down , the Intermediate Egret, does not.

Great White Egret. Notice thin kinked neck. The real giveaway I have realized after 2 years is the gape line, thin bit of skin stuff under the eye. Great White has one. Click on the photo and you be able to zoom. The next Egret down , the Intermediate Egret, does not.

The Intermediate Egret. No gape line, smaller, less kinked neck. Bad at Math

The Intermediate Egret.
No gape line, smaller, less kinked neck. Bad at Math

The little Egret. Blackish bill, but the  giveaway is yellow feet, which you cannot see in this photo.

The little Egret. Blackish bill, but the giveaway is yellow feet, which you cannot see in this photo.

Yellow wellies, much disliked by my Father.

Yellow wellies, much disliked by my Father.

Now we come to the miserable Cattle Egret. Small, short necked, lacking trawthe.

Terrible table manners

Cattle Egret. Terrible table manners

So these four are usually seen inland, usually poncing around in rice and taro fields.

The last Egret is the Pacific Reef Egret, which is essentially a sea-bird.

So this is the grey morph.

So this is the grey morph.

White morph. Same species different color - like me and Toussaint L'Ouverture

White morph. Same species different color – like me and Toussaint L’Ouverture

Anyway that has cleared up the Egret dilemma. I am gratified by my discipline, it is  so easy to avoid these niceties but, ‘It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
Whilst rank corruption, mining all within, Infects unseen.’ – birdwatching is a stern mistress.  A few more birds from today’s ramble through the Okinawan tundra.

Bedraggled Russet Sparrow

Bedraggled Russet Sparrow

Northern Lapwing Very rare around here.

Northern Lapwing
Very rare around here.

Common Sandpiper Frightful manners

Common Sandpiper
Frightful manners

Sharp Tailed Sandpipers Also rare.

Sharp Tailed Sandpipers
Also rare.

Eurasian Kestrel, gey few around here.

Eurasian Kestrel, gey few around here.

A Mongoose. Usually more vivacious than this one.

A Mongoose. Usually more vivacious than this one.

I also learned some jigs.

These:

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Green Stuff

The last 2 weeks or so have been very busy with no time to slob around or have adventures. Not so this weekend – no engagements, dinners and stuff, just stay at home and potter. Also planned 2 day boat adventure postponed due poor weather. Therefore full slob around mandate – is there anything more fair?

I have now lived in this amazing house for exactly a year. You may recall that one of my first acquisitions was a COBB outdoor cooker thing.

https://quietripple.wordpress.com/2013/08/25/cobblers/

Another great outdoor cooking fun thing last night.

Buy one

Buy one

I love lighting fires

I love lighting fires

I marinate fresh tuna, which costs next to nothing incidentally, in lemon juice, olive oil and the green stuff that Japanese eat

I marinate fresh tuna, which costs next to nothing incidentally, in lemon juice, olive oil and the green stuff that Japanese eat

Living by the sea with its inherent windiness is good for getting charcoal hot

Living by the sea with its inherent windiness is good for getting charcoal hot

sizzle

sizzle

Tuna and green stuff salad

Tuna and green stuff salad

I wrap up potatoes and Beni Imo in foil packages that also contain butter salt and pepper. I slice  tough lump of beef and put green stuff on it.

I wrap up potatoes and Beni Imo in foil packages that also contain butter salt and pepper. I slice tough lump of beef and put green stuff on it.

Time to watch All Blacks against Springboks

Time to watch All Blacks against Springboks

Thank you COBB.

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