Cobblers

My brother Ian, doyen of all things cooking outside, gave me a Cobb. Check: https://quietripple.wordpress.com/2012/10/31/cobb/

I have essentially done all my cooking on it since. I was much impressed by watching Algerian ladies in the early 70s, cooking family meals on the balconies of lavish Art Nouveau apartments in Oran. They had just moved in from the country with their sheep, which were tethered in the marble-clad lobbies, and they cooked on tiny terracotta charcoal devices – no gas, no electricity, what are you going to do?

The Cobb is similar to their devices in that it uses very little fuel for maximum effect.

Ian kindly gave me a  new Cobb fetish item while we were in Scotland – a griddle. This means I can now have food with lines on it.

new paradigm

new paradigm

After my sea adventures I attempt a new Cobb cooking technique – the slow cook casserole.

Squid for the salad, beni imo, pork for slow cook

Squid for the salad, beni imo, pork for slow cook

Carrots and stock

Carrots and stock

I light the fire and drift off to play with my boat and watch the sunset.

A sunset that I miss rankles

A sunset that I miss rankles

Ragout or civet?

Ragout or civet?

I then grill squid for the salad.

Where is the sick squid you owe me?

Where is the sick squid you owe me?

What a machine the Cobb is.

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Sunday, Sunday

You really have to love weekends in late August in Okinawa; especially if you have a boat.

Up early and off to Zampa.

Virginia Wolf

Virginia Wolf

I fish, I snorkel, I watch birds, I be in boat.

Ba-da ba-da-da-da Ba-da ba-da-da-da Ba-daba-da-da-da

Ba-da ba-da-da-da
Ba-da ba-da-da-da
Ba-daba-da-da-da

Sunday, sunnday (ba-da ba-da-da-da) So good to me (ba-daba-da-da-da)

Sunday, sunday (ba-da ba-da-da-da)
So good to me (ba-daba-da-da-da)

I catch lots of little fish

I catch lots of little fish

Westering home

Westering home

 

 

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Get a Little Action in

Saturday night I hear the beat of the drum. Venturing out I see a big Eisa dance group doing their thing just up the road.

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair

Have a look at the video. This is 30 metres from my front door.

http://youtu.be/dkmtBSuG_4k

It is the greatest fun. When they finish the performance I join in on peace and love dance, which Chinen san taught me a few weeks ago. We drink beer and they start throwing people up in the air.

Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline

Don’t give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline

Amidst the fun, I am grabbed and they hurl my walrus-like body high in the air.  I was frankly amazed as I am no lightweight. Thanks people I had a great time.

It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer

Then I go fishing.

I have had my Chinese motor for 6 weeks and it still works!

I have had my Chinese motor for 6 weeks and it still works!

Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright, alright, alright

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright

And so to bed.

 

 

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Let the Hero, Born of Woman, Crush the Serpent with his Heel.

So little baby Jesus when not crushing serpents has sent my flute back to me after ten days in the wilderness. Thanks all for your prayers.

Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His day is marching on.

It arrived this morning in my office whilst I was elsewhere. Apparently, but this is hearsay, it had been Glasgow, Amsterdam, Paris, Entebbe, Mogadishu, Baghdad, Milan, Tokyo, Naha. There are various logics to these itineraries. I had bought the suitcase from a marine just days before my trip. Said marine had written his name on the case with a marker. Once lost, the case, which is military green, was identified as belonging to a member of the US forces and it followed the most recent postings of the marine from whom I had it bought.

Anyway when unzipped in my office a miasma of Springbank floated out and self-distributed around my workspace.  One bottle had uncorked itself and deposited 70cl of the finest malt whisky into the contents of the case.

And they hae taen his very heart's blood, And drank it round and round; And still the more and more they drank, Their joy did more abound.

And they hae taen his very heart’s blood,
And drank it round and round;
And still the more and more they drank,
Their joy did more abound.

Japan Airlines had unpacked the case and then repacked all the whisky soaked shirts, kilts, 2 metres of Campbell plaid, jeans, jumpers, socks, Inverary tea towels, sporrans and the sort of stuff you find in a suitcase, into individual plastic bags. The surviving bottles of Springbank had lost their boxes but gained layers of carefully placed bubble wrap. The flute, Mo rùn geal dìleas, plays yet better having been around the world marinating in fine malt whisky.

Thanks to she who engineered the rescue

Thanks to she who engineered the rescue

What a relief.

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Callin’ out Around the World, Are You Ready for a Brand New Beat?

So, the cliché of the white man tossing and turning on perspiration soaked sheets  whilst the local drums pound, more or less  characterizes my last few attempts at sleep. The trip to Scotland seems to have permanently altered my sleep patterns. Normally you sleep at night and stay awake during the day. I stay awake at night and stumble around in a stupor all day. It is also Obon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Festival which means there are ancestors climbing out of the sea and whizzing through my bedroom. Obon on Okinawa is celebrated by Eisa dancing and the groups practice for days before and during the festival meaning that the night throbs with drumming. Wherever you go you find Eisa groups dancing and singing. These are not professionals, just Okinawans having fun. Today there was a bunch of outside the shop where you can buy Springbank.

Get Down

Get Down

Check out the video:

http://youtu.be/1uLQC-KEx6Q

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

It is 5:00 in the afternoon, the heat is 32 degrees and summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the streets.

 Philadelphia P.A., Baltimore and D.C now,  Can't forget the motor city,


Philadelphia P.A., Baltimore and D.C now,
Can’t forget the motor city,

Martha and the Vandellas

Martha and the Vandellas

It is fun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisa_(dance)

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Pop Goes the Weasel

So having whined about growing uniformity in the previous post, I will now write about how that is pretty much rubbish.

Here are brief profiles of two shops that I frequent that are  distinct to this part of the world.

The place where I can buy Springbank sells all kinds of booze, nibbles, mixers and occupies the same space as a wonderful sushi, sashimi guy and a butcher who only sells beef but in cuts that are unrecognizable.

Alice's restaurant

Alice’s restaurant

Fresh, authentic the fish comes from a few hundred metres away. Yes, you can get it in SF or London but it is not the same. The guy makes each nigiri by hand in front of you.

Fresh, authentic, the fish comes from a few hundred metres away. Yes, you can get it in SF or London but it is not the same. The guy makes each nigiri by hand in front of you.

By the way, the beef butcher can be seen chopping up beef into unrecognizable shapes in the rear of the photo.

There is an amazing selection of drink, beers from Belgium, wines from all over the world, I even found  angostura bitters with which to make pink gin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Gin

A long way from home.

A long way from home.

Awamori comes in cardboard boxes

Awamori comes in cardboard boxes. They contain a strange volume. I think it is 1.8 litres

 

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging and whomsoever partaketh thereof is not wise

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging and whomsoever partaketh thereof is not wise

Anyway I drove past this place for 2 years moaning about how difficult is was to find wine and drink other than Awamori on Okinawa. Never assume you know what is going on in a foreign country before you can speak the language well and in the case of Japan, be able to read the language.

However my all time favorite shop lies on my drive home from the university. It is here that I generally provision myself.

Outside

Outside

The other side of the road

The other side of the road

You can get all the usual stuff, you know, washing up liquid, Spam, potatoes, firelighters, charcoal, beni imo, lettuce, horsemeat, soy sauce, squid, beer, pigs feet, cabbage, pork, chicken, paper plates, and on and on and on. They have just about everything you could think of. What I really like is they get lots of fresh fish and in particular octopus, which the old ladies pull from the rocks across the road. Buying an octopus for your tea on the way home does not happen much in Kintyre. The shopkeepers are of course the nicest of people and so are the people of Kintyre, well-known for being, canty, couthy and kindly.

Here be monsters

Here be monsters

Half a pound of tu'penny rice

Half a pound of tu’penny rice

I like both of these places very much.

 

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Globalization

So, I have gone on quite a lot in this blog on the changing nature of living abroad. Essentially you are everywhere wherever you are these days.

In the previous post I talked about the authenticity of the Springbank distillery and believe me it is the real thing – seagulls screaming horribly, horribly, drizzle falling, sun bursting through from time to time, smell of peat and lots of shovelling.

I wanted to give  very authentic gifts to some people in Okinawa who have been nice to me. What could be better than a bottle of Springbank – so rare, so exclusive? So I went to Eaglesomes, the shop associated with the distillery in Campbeltown and bought 5 bottles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVynhugvPs In fact the the words are wrong. I do not think she is gathering cockles but carragheen - seaweed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVynhugvPs
In fact the words are wrong. I do not think she is gathering cockles but carragheen – seaweed.

These I put in my suitcase without any thought as to how many bottles I am allowed to import into Japan. Everywhere seems to be one country to me. This will probably come back to bite me because my case is lost. I arrived in Okinawa last Wednesday, today is Sunday and the airlines have no idea as to the whereabouts of my bag. They think it might be in Italy. It has my flute in it. I do not like to think about it.

Anyway cut to the chase, I go to the local sushi, butcher and booze all-in-one shop just down the road and there you can buy Springbank. Oh no! so much for exclusive, authentic gifts from Scotland. It is also much cheaper than 100 yards from where it is distilled.

26 quid! I paid 37 in Campbeltown.

26 quid! I paid 37 in Campbeltown.

I feel sad about this. The excitement of travel is not what it was.

http://goo.gl/maps/ECERJ

This is where the shop is, just a normal corner shop thing on rundown street in the sticks Okinawa.

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Springbank

So, whilst in the breeding grounds of the Calder, I visit the Springbank distillery in Campbeltown, town of my birth.

I have the impression that all this malt whisky connaiseurship is a fairly modern thing and in a way alien to the West Highland approach to drinking. This way of drinking could be defined as, drink whatever you can whenever you can, if possible diluted with Irn Bru.

Yet now I read this sort of insanity about one of Springbank’s whiskies.

“The nose is a overwhelming mix of aromas. First, subdued sweet sherry (orangettes, raisins, tobacco, roasted almonds) with hint of mint, coriander and liquorice. But soon this is all covered in a layer of almost sulphury smoke, wet stones and codliver oil. Finally some rough grains and fresh wood shavings. I guess each cask has its say, but in the end it is quite the cacophony.

The attack, which is quite oily, is fairly sweet. Again, the sherry pipes up first. Orange peel, raisins, caramel, wood spice. Luckily the sherry also speaks the loudest. The subtle peat peeks around the corner and midpalate you will also taste some brine. Nice spices.”

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orangettes, raisins, tobacco, roasted almonds – what are orangettes? Fair few in Kintyre.

My hackles rise as I detect the dreaded “culture vultures” so disliked by my Father. Maybe the writer is French! How did they infiltrate the joy of drinking whisky on the end of a pier as the waves pound in, the rain lashes and the chorus chants:

“Why should I sit and sigh
Pulling bracken, pulling bracken

Why should I sit and sigh

All alone and weary”

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The malting floor – hint of mint, coriander and liquorice

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The subtle peat peeks around the corner

Springbank is I think the only malt whisky that is still a family business. All the others are owned by Suntory, BP, Aramco, the Church of England and so forth.

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The stills – it is quite the cacophony

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Orange peel, raisins, caramel, wood spice. What is wood spice?

During the tour there is a lot of pleasing talk of shovelling – shovelling grain, shovelling malt, shovelling peat. During the bottling, 10 people are lined up to do a job which frankly one could do with a machine but hey! – this is Campbeltown.  Do we care about efficiency? Have we ever cared about efficiency? There are more important things like er,  well, you know.

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a layer of almost sulphury smoke, wet stones and cod liver oil

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Nice spices.

Anyway my Father always said that Springbank was the best whisky so I guess that is good enough for me. The tour was refreshing in the lack of any mention of computers, time management, updating processes and stuff. The Springbank people  have been  distilling in the same place for 150 years or so and are right on top of their jobs.

After the tour I go to Eaglesomes to buy some bottles. The young man serving me drops a bottle on the floor!

The wet stuff is whisky.

The wet stuff is whisky.

We look at each to see who will be first to get down on our hands and knees to lap it up.

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Strong Juju

 

The Sunday subsequent to the wedding provided great excitement. Unknown to me there was an examination to be held in the Kirk. A candidate for the post of Minister for the combined parishes of Kilcalmonell, A’Chleit and Gigha was to preach in the Kirk. Depending on the quality of his performance he could be given the job. The decision would be made by vote by members of the parish. The Kirk was packed. I had to sit upstairs for the first time in my life.

There has been a church here for a long time. http://www.clachanandcleitandgigha.co.uk/clachan/

There has been a church here for a long time. http://www.clachanandcleitandgigha.co.uk/clachan/

Inside

Inside

Upstairs where I sat

Upstairs where I sat

I was not alone, there were others up there, their eyes rolling with excitement. People were talking, a shepherd came up to me and showed me a photo of my Father, which he apparently carries around with him permanently. The atmosphere was a close as the Church of Scotland will ever come to Evangelism.

The supplicant arrived wearing the black robes and serious look consistent with his mission of defeating Satan. I thought he did very well. He stood up straight, spoke clearly, looked us in the eye, and introduced his charming young wife and children.

We sang some good hymns, he said some words in Gaelic and the climatic moment had a arrived. The sermon!

His text came from Jeremiah and referred to the dark days before the attack on Jerusalem by Nebuchadnezzar and his horde of vile Babylonians.

Misey and pain

Misey and pain

This is the sort of Christianity we like on the West Coast. Jeremiah in face of inevitable disaster went out and bought a field. I have to say that this is part of the Scripture that I was unaware of.

Inside A'Chleit Kirk

Inside A’Chleit Kirk

The acquisition of the field of course demonstrated Jeremiah’s confidence in the future of the tribes of Israel and we should also be positive in hard times. Your stock will always bounce back er eventually. He then became controversial. He proposed that the coming of Jesus was a liberation, as the Jews reserved the word of God for themselves and would not spread it to the poor and underprivileged. Jesus, wow, he released the love of God from the elitist club of Judaism and like let it flow.

Strong stuff! This doctrine would not go down well in California but in Kintyre it was music to those who hunger and thirst for righteousness’ sake.

Ancient graves and misery

Ancient graves and misery

He shall be like a tree planted by waters sending forth its roots by a stream. -jeremiah 17. 8

He shall be like a tree planted by waters sending forth its roots by a stream. -jeremiah 17. 8

Later that day we were sitting outside in the sunshine at Bobby’s house watching the rain and sun alternate on Gigha when the phone rang. The man with the charming young wife had won 100% of the votes. We have a Minister!

 

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Bonnie Ann

The Moderator! She means business.

The Moderator! She means business.

My cousin Bobby is a very fine man – much wisdom, much humor, much
integrity. He has been around all my life and so when he announced
that he was to be wed, there was no alternative but to step I wi’ my
cromack to the Isles. He is 77.

His wife is Bonnie Ann Duncan, in whose honor the famous 2/4 march was written.

Second tune in set, played by the lamented Gordon Duncan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPzyKSxBDCI

First tune By Argyll and Sutherland pipe Band

Long trip  – Okinawa,Tokyo,Paris,Cardiff? Glasgow, Clachan but worth it as all the Calder clan and the Duncan clan foregathered to celebrate Bobby and Ann’s nuptials.

The bride arrives. Vintages Rolls are the normal form of transport. The glass screen between the back seats and the driver stops the sheep licking your neck

The bride arrives. Vintages Rolls are the normal form of transport. The glass screen between the back seats and the driver stops the sheep licking your neck

The ceremony was held in Bobby’s house which is right on the sea with
fine views over to Islay and Jura.

Peace and Love

Peace and Love and Bill Clinton

Here's to you Bobby and Ann

Here’s to you Bobby and Ann

Beautiful  sunshine broke through just as the vows were pronounced. I take this to be a very good omen.

Jura in the background

Jura in the background

OMG

OMG

Me, Cousin Duncan, Cousin Donald,Brother Ian,Cousin Donald,Cousin David, Sister Rosy,Brother Alan,Cosin Bobby!,

Me, Cousin Duncan, Brother Ian,Cousin Donald,Cousin David, Sister Rosy,Brother Alan,Cousin Bobby!

Calder kilts

Calder kilts

We then went to the village hall for a dance. Half of Kintyre was there.

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