Springbank

So, whilst in the breeding grounds of the Calder, I visit the Springbank distillery in Campbeltown, town of my birth.

I have the impression that all this malt whisky connaiseurship is a fairly modern thing and in a way alien to the West Highland approach to drinking. This way of drinking could be defined as, drink whatever you can whenever you can, if possible diluted with Irn Bru.

Yet now I read this sort of insanity about one of Springbank’s whiskies.

“The nose is a overwhelming mix of aromas. First, subdued sweet sherry (orangettes, raisins, tobacco, roasted almonds) with hint of mint, coriander and liquorice. But soon this is all covered in a layer of almost sulphury smoke, wet stones and codliver oil. Finally some rough grains and fresh wood shavings. I guess each cask has its say, but in the end it is quite the cacophony.

The attack, which is quite oily, is fairly sweet. Again, the sherry pipes up first. Orange peel, raisins, caramel, wood spice. Luckily the sherry also speaks the loudest. The subtle peat peeks around the corner and midpalate you will also taste some brine. Nice spices.”

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orangettes, raisins, tobacco, roasted almonds – what are orangettes? Fair few in Kintyre.

My hackles rise as I detect the dreaded “culture vultures” so disliked by my Father. Maybe the writer is French! How did they infiltrate the joy of drinking whisky on the end of a pier as the waves pound in, the rain lashes and the chorus chants:

“Why should I sit and sigh
Pulling bracken, pulling bracken

Why should I sit and sigh

All alone and weary”

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The malting floor – hint of mint, coriander and liquorice

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The subtle peat peeks around the corner

Springbank is I think the only malt whisky that is still a family business. All the others are owned by Suntory, BP, Aramco, the Church of England and so forth.

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The stills – it is quite the cacophony

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Orange peel, raisins, caramel, wood spice. What is wood spice?

During the tour there is a lot of pleasing talk of shovelling – shovelling grain, shovelling malt, shovelling peat. During the bottling, 10 people are lined up to do a job which frankly one could do with a machine but hey! – this is Campbeltown.  Do we care about efficiency? Have we ever cared about efficiency? There are more important things like er,  well, you know.

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a layer of almost sulphury smoke, wet stones and cod liver oil

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Nice spices.

Anyway my Father always said that Springbank was the best whisky so I guess that is good enough for me. The tour was refreshing in the lack of any mention of computers, time management, updating processes and stuff. The Springbank people  have been  distilling in the same place for 150 years or so and are right on top of their jobs.

After the tour I go to Eaglesomes to buy some bottles. The young man serving me drops a bottle on the floor!

The wet stuff is whisky.

The wet stuff is whisky.

We look at each to see who will be first to get down on our hands and knees to lap it up.

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Strong Juju

 

The Sunday subsequent to the wedding provided great excitement. Unknown to me there was an examination to be held in the Kirk. A candidate for the post of Minister for the combined parishes of Kilcalmonell, A’Chleit and Gigha was to preach in the Kirk. Depending on the quality of his performance he could be given the job. The decision would be made by vote by members of the parish. The Kirk was packed. I had to sit upstairs for the first time in my life.

There has been a church here for a long time. http://www.clachanandcleitandgigha.co.uk/clachan/

There has been a church here for a long time. http://www.clachanandcleitandgigha.co.uk/clachan/

Inside

Inside

Upstairs where I sat

Upstairs where I sat

I was not alone, there were others up there, their eyes rolling with excitement. People were talking, a shepherd came up to me and showed me a photo of my Father, which he apparently carries around with him permanently. The atmosphere was a close as the Church of Scotland will ever come to Evangelism.

The supplicant arrived wearing the black robes and serious look consistent with his mission of defeating Satan. I thought he did very well. He stood up straight, spoke clearly, looked us in the eye, and introduced his charming young wife and children.

We sang some good hymns, he said some words in Gaelic and the climatic moment had a arrived. The sermon!

His text came from Jeremiah and referred to the dark days before the attack on Jerusalem by Nebuchadnezzar and his horde of vile Babylonians.

Misey and pain

Misey and pain

This is the sort of Christianity we like on the West Coast. Jeremiah in face of inevitable disaster went out and bought a field. I have to say that this is part of the Scripture that I was unaware of.

Inside A'Chleit Kirk

Inside A’Chleit Kirk

The acquisition of the field of course demonstrated Jeremiah’s confidence in the future of the tribes of Israel and we should also be positive in hard times. Your stock will always bounce back er eventually. He then became controversial. He proposed that the coming of Jesus was a liberation, as the Jews reserved the word of God for themselves and would not spread it to the poor and underprivileged. Jesus, wow, he released the love of God from the elitist club of Judaism and like let it flow.

Strong stuff! This doctrine would not go down well in California but in Kintyre it was music to those who hunger and thirst for righteousness’ sake.

Ancient graves and misery

Ancient graves and misery

He shall be like a tree planted by waters sending forth its roots by a stream. -jeremiah 17. 8

He shall be like a tree planted by waters sending forth its roots by a stream. -jeremiah 17. 8

Later that day we were sitting outside in the sunshine at Bobby’s house watching the rain and sun alternate on Gigha when the phone rang. The man with the charming young wife had won 100% of the votes. We have a Minister!

 

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Bonnie Ann

The Moderator! She means business.

The Moderator! She means business.

My cousin Bobby is a very fine man – much wisdom, much humor, much
integrity. He has been around all my life and so when he announced
that he was to be wed, there was no alternative but to step I wi’ my
cromack to the Isles. He is 77.

His wife is Bonnie Ann Duncan, in whose honor the famous 2/4 march was written.

Second tune in set, played by the lamented Gordon Duncan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPzyKSxBDCI

First tune By Argyll and Sutherland pipe Band

Long trip  – Okinawa,Tokyo,Paris,Cardiff? Glasgow, Clachan but worth it as all the Calder clan and the Duncan clan foregathered to celebrate Bobby and Ann’s nuptials.

The bride arrives. Vintages Rolls are the normal form of transport. The glass screen between the back seats and the driver stops the sheep licking your neck

The bride arrives. Vintages Rolls are the normal form of transport. The glass screen between the back seats and the driver stops the sheep licking your neck

The ceremony was held in Bobby’s house which is right on the sea with
fine views over to Islay and Jura.

Peace and Love

Peace and Love and Bill Clinton

Here's to you Bobby and Ann

Here’s to you Bobby and Ann

Beautiful  sunshine broke through just as the vows were pronounced. I take this to be a very good omen.

Jura in the background

Jura in the background

OMG

OMG

Me, Cousin Duncan, Cousin Donald,Brother Ian,Cousin Donald,Cousin David, Sister Rosy,Brother Alan,Cosin Bobby!,

Me, Cousin Duncan, Brother Ian,Cousin Donald,Cousin David, Sister Rosy,Brother Alan,Cousin Bobby!

Calder kilts

Calder kilts

We then went to the village hall for a dance. Half of Kintyre was there.

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A’Chleit

So, A’Chleit is Gaelic and is pronounced in English as Klaytch. At A’Chleit there is a wonderful old Highland Church. It is right on the shore and it’s design is unique to the West Highlands. http://www.clachanandcleitandgigha.co.uk/achleit/

Praise the Lord

Praise the Lord

A visit to the church reveals the history of the region.

What was a Kintyre boy doing in Peking in 1911? This? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuchang_Uprising

What was a Kintyre boy doing in Peking in 1911?
This? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuchang_Uprising

A far cry from Loch Awe

A far cry from Loch Awe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Macalister

The Good Book

The Good Book

The Role of Honour is grim. More young men from Killean and Kilchenzie were killed in the First World War than live therein now.

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,  Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,  Till on the haunting flares(2) we turned our backs  And towards our distant rest(3) began to trudge.  Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots  But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;  Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots(4)   Of tired, outstripped(5) Five-Nines(6) that dropped behind. Gas!(7) Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,  Fitting the clumsy helmets(8) just in time;  But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,  And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime(9) . . .  Dim, through the misty panes(10) and thick green light,  As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.  In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,  He plunges at me, guttering,(11) choking, drowning.  If in some smothering dreams you too could pace  Behind the wagon that we flung him in,  And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,  His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;  If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood  Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,  Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud(12)   Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,  My friend, you would not tell with such high zest(13)   To children ardent(14) for some desperate glory,  The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est  Pro patria mori.(15)

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares(2) we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest(3) began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots(4)
Of tired, outstripped(5) Five-Nines(6) that dropped behind.
Gas!(7) Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets(8) just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime(9) . . .
Dim, through the misty panes(10) and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering,(11) choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud(12)
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest(13)
To children ardent(14) for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.(15)

Beach behind the church

Beach behind the church

If you are passing through Kintyre, go visit A’Chleit.

 

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I Cleaned My Father’s Grave

So my Father and Grandfather and other relatives are buried in a cemetery on the hill above Clachan. I went to pay homage. To my dismay, my family tombs were besmirched with seagull faeces and encrusted with lichen.

You will turn back to me & ask for help, and I will answer your prayers. -jeremiah 29:12

You will turn back to me & ask for help, and I will answer your prayers. -jeremiah 29:12

My Grandfather’s and Grandmother’s gravestone is no longer legible due to vegetation and decay.

Fie on ’t, ah fie! 'Tis an unweeded garden That grows to seed. Things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely.

Fie on ’t, ah fie! ‘Tis an unweeded garden
That grows to seed. Things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely.

Ancestor worship is big on Okinawa and I believe I have been infiltrated. At the sight of my neglected family tombs, my nostrils flare, my blood pressure rises, my sinews stiffen, so I get a bucket of hot water.

Dettol and wire brush

Dettol and wire brush

It's unpleasent to work in and smelly for you too. Stall cleaning should be a daily task.

It’s unpleasant to work in and smelly for you too. Stall cleaning should be a daily task.

It is very pleasant to sit in a Highland cemetery gently scrubbing your ancestors’ gravestones. It is also not something I have done before.

the custom of venerating deceased ancestors who are considered still a part of the family and whose spirits are believed to have the power to intervene in the affairs of the living

The custom of venerating deceased ancestors who are considered still a part of the family and whose spirits are believed to have the power to intervene in the affairs of the living

So this was very enjoyable. Gus am Bris an La.

 

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The Streets of Rome are Filled with Rubble

This is Bob Dylan’s description of the glorious relics of ancient Rome. What would he have said had he visited Kintyre? He might yet – Gigha has a flourishing music festival.

Kintyre is loaded with rubble.

Ballochroy standing stones

Ballochroy standing stone

http://www.stonesofwonder.com/balloch.htm

I need support at Beacharr

I need support at Beacharr

http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/site/157/beacharr.html

I always thought that megalithic was a period in archeological history. It is not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalith

Megalithic cost

Megalithic cist or cyst

Neolithic wuffler for extracting potatoes

Neolithic wuffler for extracting potatoes

 

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I Remember, I Remember the House where I was Born

Dun Skeig

Dun Skeig

So I get to Kintyre where the wedding is to be held. I get up early and go for a ramble around the haunts of my childhood.

Bonnie purple heather

Bonnie purple heather

I climb Dun Skeig.

There are two forts on top of Dun Skeig. This is the modern one.

There are two forts on top of Dun Skeig. This is the modern one.

This is the old one

This is the old one

The old fort is vitrified, which means that the stone has been fused together by application of immense heat. No one knows how it was done. http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4326

A big lump of vitrified wall. What the hammer, what the chain?

A big lump of vitrified wall. What the hammer, what the chain?

Inside the new fort

Inside the new fort

West Loch Tarbert

West Loch Tarbert

The Islay boat passes Gigha

The Islay boat passes Gigha

My faithful fair one

My faithful fair one

A Scottish butterfly

A Scottish butterfly

I walk along the shore road.

Mute Swan with 5 cygnets

Mute Swan with 5 cygnets

Fast food

Fast food

Sheep with blue ear rings rests under the burrows of very rare Sand Martins

Sheep with blue ear rings rests under the burrows of very rare Sand Martins

What did that?

What did that?

Sweet Clachan Burn

Sweet Clachan Burn

Ultra violent sheep

Ultra violent sheep

Very pleasant ramble.

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The Road to the Isles

I drive from Glasgow to Clachan. This means I go North and West.

Loch Lomond is cloudy with drizzle

Loch Lomond is cloudy with drizzle

Arrochar not much better

Arrochar not much better

Rest and Be Thankful

Rest and Be Thankful

 

Bonnie Inverary

Bonnie Inverary

The further West I go the brighter is the sky. Westering home.

Lunch

Lunch

 

Shorter hours and better pay

Shorter hours and better pay

Leaving Port Askaig

Leaving Port Askaig

 

A sporran shop

A sporran shop

Loch Fyne

Loch Fyne

Tarbert

Tarbert

 

Old herring boats in Tarbert harbor

Old herring boats in Tarbert harbor

First glimpse of Jura

First glimpse of Jura

The Islay boat

The Islay boat

What a wonderful drive.

 

 

 

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What is a Foot?

As I wait for my flight I reflect on my feet. There they are odorless, fungus free, and on display to all in the lounge. I feel no shame being barefooted amongst elegant folks. It was no always so. From the age of 11 or so my feet were a source of shame. They smelt, fungi with Latin names thrived between my toes, a very resilient fungus squatted determinedly under my big toe nails. My feet were nasty,brutish and relatively short. Take my shoes off ? I think not.

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Now I am proud of my feet. They smell good, are free of decay and people pay me compliments as they pass by. “Nice feet, friend.” “Bravo! Vous avez des beaux pieds.” “Where did you get your feet? they are like le pied.” Okinawa is a good place for feet. You take your shoes off all the time. You walk a round in the sea. You wear sandals. You spend a lot of time barefooted. I do not think I wash my feet more often than before, it is just that Europe is a bad foot zone.
Big storms at Narita.

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Great bar but it is only 10:00am. Even I quail at drinking whiskey so early. What a pity.

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Pastoral

I leave Okinawa as the sun goes down.

Gaudy Melon Flower

Gaudy Melon Flower

I go to Narita to spend the night in airport hotel from whence to Scotland. When I arrive it is black and I take it that the hotel is in the middle of warehouses and parking lots as such places tend to be.

However I awake to find that the hotel is in the middle of farm land. I have very early breakfast where I learn that the bomb was dropped on Hiroshima on 6 August.

This does not spoil my breakfast

This does not spoil my breakfast

For recreation I go for a tramp around the rice fields and woods. It is beautiful – very quiet, very green, very summery but not like Okinawa.

Rice

Rice

 

What's this?

What’s this?

Makes the crops grow good

Makes the crops grow good

 

Airport hotel

Airport hotel

Very pleasant.

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