You will remember that I mistakenly ordered 29 kilos of mutton when Ben was here. This fills every nook and cranny of freezer space I possess and there are 4 legs of lamb in a freezer at the university.
Today, Mark gives me a shoulder of venison and a bottle of Scottish beer. Tara gives me 3 packs of bacon, a pack of sausages and a huge bag of chicken breasts. She also gives me half a bottle of Lagavulin and a bottle of Aberlour.
What am I going to do with all this meat?