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Things I Am Bad At
One of the many things that I am bad at is sticking letters onto the side of a boat. I have finally removed the American from Dileas’ flank and now have to stick on the letters that spell Dileas. This terrifies me as no matter how I measure, plumb-line, calculate, I always mess this kind of thing up.
I also do it at the wrong time as the tide is rising and suddenly Dileas floats and thus escapes each time I try to stick on a letter.
I have a new anchor.
I wish my side stay would appear in the post box. How long will it take?
Shieling
In the west of Scotland in what is called the summer, the people would move the cattle, sheep and things onto higher ground and would essentially camp out.
The shieling was associated with fun, romance and slightly less rain. I too have decided to move to the shieling.
It is now very hot.
Magnificent is my house but through a quirk of fate only my bedroom has AC. The owner ran off with the units from the other rooms and I am too much of a cheap skate to buy new ones. Last year I toughed it out and sat in the main room with a towel on the floor under my seat to absorb the liters of sweat that oozed out of me.
After a very hot lunch,
I decide to hie me to the shieling, er like the bedroom.
It is so comfortable.
Save The Rainforest !
Topher has launched his start-up Rainforest Connection.
Go to his Kickstarter site and give his company a few dollars. Believe me, it is a totally excellent cause.
Listen to what Neil Young has to say.
http://mashable.com/2014/06/26/recycle-smartphone-startup-deforestation/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/topherwhite/rainforest-connection-phones-turned-to-forest-guar
Also on the BBC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McxDyNkbEPI
Topher also has a great truck.
So, share the link, talk to people about it, give some money, build credit in heaven.
Midsummer’s Day
I have always thought that Midsummer’s Day comes too early. Suddenly before Summer has really begun, we are in the middle of it and the days start getting shorter. That said Midsummer’s Day is famous for several reasons. First is of course that the Battle of Bannockburn was fought on this day in front of Stirling Castle in 1314.
Robert Burns, as usual, says it all. Check out this wonderful site of Burns’ poems read by real Scottish people.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertburns/works/robert_bruces_march_to_bannockburn/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kE3of1Lzo
It is also my brother Ian’s birthday today. Please all wish Ian a happy day.
The first reel is Midsummer’s Night.
Anyway here in Okinawa this hinge-like day between light and dark has been very wet. There is a rainy season on Okinawa which seems to have lasted since January. Previous years have been more sunny. However I dream on Midsummer’s Eve, as did Shakespeare, as I look out over the East China Sea.
“Since once I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid on a dolphin’s back
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song,
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
To hear the sea-maid’s music. ”
I also met a Kennedy.
Rice
My weekend’s sailing adventures have been thwarted so to maintain the pleasure harmonic at high frequency, I plan a weekend of gastronomie a la Okinawanaise.
I go down to the fishing harbor and buy a fish and an octopus.
The first meal is a tuna fish thing, which cost $3:00, with nigiri made by my buddy up the road. He always puts the green stuff between the fish and the rice, which I feel must be very authentic. I fire up the Cobb.

I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you
Fire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
I’ll see you burn
In short, I cook the fish, which is very fresh, then I eat it.
This is a prelude for a drooling panegyric to Japanese rice. My rice education was strongly influenced by the Indian Restaurant. Rice had to be like individually separated. It had to cascade onto the plate in the same way that gold dust streams from a prospector’s pouch. Also it had to be ‘al dente’. Actually the term ‘al dente’ has had a like big impact on British food perception. Rice, pasta, carrots, beans, potatoes, beetroot, turnip, fried eggs, all had to be ‘al dente’ or you were like nowhere. Japanese rice flies in the face of this epicural fascsim in that it is all stuck together and gooey, yet delicious.
There is an enormous choice of rice. Of course I have no idea what the difference between them might be but my Japanese friends do.

Japanese rice is round and cuddly rather than slim and elegant. This suits my taste at my time of life
Delicious though this was, I would rather have been in my boat.
Dismasted in the East China Sea!
Cruising with Dileas has not run smooth. Once she was in the water the weather turned grim with strong winds and very, very heavy rain. However she waited faithful at her post for the moment to come.
One morning last week as the wind blew and the rain lashed down; a short parenthesis here, rain in Okinawa is not like rain in Scotland in that it is warm and pleasing to the skin, I am primped up to go to work. As I step into the truck with horribly swollen knee, I notice that there is something funny about Dileas. It took a long time to process the data that she had been dismasted.
So I have to; rush in, change, wade out, disentangle, retrieve and go to my first meeting in record time. Fiddling with little shackles when up to your neck in the East China Sea, with rain hammering down, cognizant of the obligation to give a presentation in 30 minutes, is a formative experience.
Anyway one of the side-stays had snapped. My fault as it was probably not tight enough and the battering of the wind made the mast bang from side to side. Poor little side-stay.
Of course, it is now the weekend, the wind is fair, the weather is beautiful, conditions are perfect for me to invade North Korea. I lie dismasted in Shioya Bay.
Crystal
So I have always considered gout to be a disease of fat, old, drunks, which actually describes me pretty well. They contract it as a punishment for their sins of excess, “Gouty patients are, generally, either old men, or men who have so worn themselves out in youth as to have brought on a premature old age—of such dissolute habits none being more common than the premature and excessive indulgence in venery, and the like exhausting passions. ” Actually it is caused by crystal meth conglomerating around your joints, or so I understood the doctor to say.
Anyway I have had a badly swollen knee for a week or so that I believe is the result of foolishly engaging in strenuous exercise. A combat class for street fighters has opened at the university and I have been taking it. It is almost identical to the Boxing Boot camp with Roxie that I did in San Francisco, except it starts at 7:00am.
http://spikekalashnikov.wordpress.com/2010/09/20/boxing-boot-camp-with-roxie/
http://spikekalashnikov.wordpress.com/2010/12/11/thanks-roxie/
However I am 4 years older and logically end up in an orthopedic clinic.
I love been treated in Japan as I have no idea what is really going on. I sit on a chair. The doctor pummels a bit and then produces a huge medical comedy syringe that he plunges in my knee.He drains off volumes of greasy, yellow liquid that had apparently been living therein. Great excitement! However he also promulgates that the condition might not be the result of manly exercise but rather due to fat-old-drunk-disease – gout!
I am overcome with shame.
I have a blood test and will know the answer in a few days apparently but you know I could have totally got hold of the wrong end of the stick. I thought you got gout in your big toe.
Anyway the blood test worries me as on Saturday there was a big party at my house.
A lot of raw meat was consumed, washed down by copious amounts of drink. I am sure my blood must be tainted.
Hiroshi Helps
So, the rains have gone. There is now unremitting sunshine and heat until the middle of November. Hooray!
Now is the time and now is the hour for Dileas to breast the waves. I have been in negotiation with the local fishing harbor to allow launching there but it is all taking too long and so desperate measures are taken. Poor Dileas has been languishing on her trailer, which is only about 20 meters from the sea. I hear her groan and moan with yearning during the night.
I assemble a group of middle to late-middle aged muscle . The project is to lift the boat from the trailer and then carry her down to the sea. She is heavy and I am unsure if this is going to work. At this point, there is a sign sent from above in the form of Hiroshi, a former colleague from ITER days, who is in Okinawa with his wife for a conference. I have not seen him for 4 years. This is an unexpected joy. His trawthe inspires we flagging knights and we carry the now featherweight Dileas down to the water.
The launching of the boat goes very smoothly. No injuries.
I am very pleased that Hiroshi is here. He is a very good man and, like First World War veterans, we do not say much about the miseries of ITER but we understand each other.
Topher’s Truck
We, Ben and I, take off for the high Sierras in Topher’s Truck. The weather is beautiful, the Toyota motor hums for the open road as we cross the new Bay Bridge and head east on Hwy 80. The best book in the world is “Backcountry Adventures: Northern California.” Actually, the best book in the world is “Kidnapped” by Robert Louis Stevenson but “Backcountry Adventures: Northern California.” is the best book in the world in a different sort of way. It gives routes of 4WD adventures in the most remote parts of the State, with full historical detail. A massive piece of research that lends itself to toilet reading. Buy it even if you never come to California.http://www.amazon.com/Backcountry-Adventures-California-Peter-Massey/dp/1930193084 I have worn out 2 copies but luckily James has just bought a third. Soon we are in Gold Country and driving up the old mule train roads that the prospectors used.
The trails are very broken, frequently with thousand foot drops a few feet from your offside wheel. Topher’s Truck has 200,000 miles, 4WD with lockable front hubs and low ratios. She doesn’t care about the wind and weather.
We camp by a lake. There is nobody. There are probably lots of bears.
A Dutch Oven is the best cooking device ever invented. We fry up onions, garlic, bacon, a big hunk of beef and then add potatoes and turnip. We feed the fire with a few small stick and an hour later there is the best “Ragout de Boeuf aux Navets, Favorit de L’Ours” that has ever lured a Bear out of the woods.
We drink Sierra Nevada before the meal and strong Californian Shiraz with the meal. Holy cow, we are in the wilderness and life is at its best.
Ben goes fishing.
The leitmotif of this trip is to visit old mining towns. We set off the next day to Summit City, a mining town at 7,500 ft. In 1865, at its peak, there were 500 buildings and the population numbered up to 6,000 residents. By 1868, the population had dropped to fewer than 100 residents. The history in these high mountains is made more vibrant by their current total remoteness.
It is a big climb. As we approach the town the trail is blocked by a massive tree that has totally crashed.
So we go for a hike following the Bear tracks that are all around and looking over hundreds of miles of high mountains. California is a wonderful place.
We finally emerge from the mountains at Truckee, a town that was named after Topher’s Truck. We then blast back to San Francisco. Ben drives, I sleep. Thanks Ben, thanks Topher’s Truck.



















































