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I go to Tokyo. I go to the British Embassy for a do. I go back to the hotel. As I enter  a shortish but determined man brushes past me followed by a howl of media. It is Prime Minister … Continue reading →

Jeremy and I go to Ie Jima an island a few miles off the coast of Okinawa. We take our bikes and cycle happily around the island. Fields and fields of tobacco and peanuts and hedgerows of hibiscus. However it … Continue reading →

I dive into the underwater tunnel to finally grasp the magic chip that will prevent Dr Kitatanakagusuku from destroying the visible universe. As my fingers tighten I am blinded by a lashing jet of high pressure oxygen bubbles. ” Bother, … Continue reading →

http://www.musictory.com/music/Charlie+Drake/Splish+Splash So now all three boys are scuba qualified. Bravo Jeremy.  I looked forward to major family diving adventures. We go out for two dives on Saturday with the trusty neighbors Jordan and Connie. The first dive we just swim … Continue reading →

Supporting Scotland at sporting events is a particular experience. It is a plasma of an inflated idea of our worth whereby we expect to win things through birthright and the numbing reality of regular defeat. However from time to time … Continue reading →

There is a strong tradition in Japan of celebratory parties post major events. I think these are called Uichage.   We had a big one last night. A group of us organized two concerts last week and so in celebration  my … Continue reading →

This is a famous pipe retreat. I remember someone telling me a story about Sandy Townsley, of the well-known tinker family in Kintyre, who made some money by playing the pipes at fairs. Having drink taken, he struggled through a … Continue reading →

Woman like long neck bottles And a big head on her beer I don’t like to talk about my women But I hold that woman dear. Likewise I do not like talking about my work but er here goes. These last … Continue reading →

So I recently turned 60. This heap big deal in Japan.  5 x 12 year cycle = 60. This is year of dragon which is also strong juju. You dress in red cos you are like reborn and thus besmirched … Continue reading →

Little blog activity due to much other activity. Is there an inverse relationship between business and bloginess? Do more – blog less? So let’s try to catch up. Alan, my much beloved eldest brother came on a flying visit.  I … Continue reading →