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The Old Order Changeth

It is Saturday morning, so I go down to the Octopus Shop to get my prescription filled. It is my favorite place. https://quietripple.wordpress.com/2014/09/27/fishmonger/ To my dismay I find that all has changed. A big new building has been underway next to … Continue reading

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Gold Star

The school to which I went from the age of 5 to 13 displayed each hapless infant’s performance on huge boards.  My shame was visible to all. The ultimate tribute was a gold star. I never got one, until today. … Continue reading

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Rainy Season

Okinawa has a season called the Rainy Season because it rains a lot. It more or less comes after the Tax season. So, we really have 5 seasons here: Winter, Tax, Rainy, Summer,  Autumn. Last night it rained like crazy. … Continue reading

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If You Take a Walk, I’ll Tax Your Feet

Actually, I do not mind paying tax er that much. I do pay a lot as I have to contribute to the both Japanese and U.S. coffers. However I absolutely hate getting together all the documentation that is needed to … Continue reading

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Panegyric

I have lots of socks. Socks are cheap in the U.S.  I cannot resist buying them. The anxiety comes when, post washing machine, I have to pair them off. I only buy black socks. I do not know why. I … Continue reading

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Quelle Gaffe!

I realize that I have an entirely free Tuesday afternoon and because of my vast professional experience I immediately take it off. I want to take my sail to a local sailmaker to find out if he can make me … Continue reading

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I Do Not Know What These Are Called

Nautical terminology is abstruse. Every part of the boat has a name and it is an entire education to know them all. The Scaffie has two bits of wood sticking out at the stern between which the traveller is rigged. When I … Continue reading

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Rudder #7

Do not feel obliged to read this. It is really an archival document related to the the great rudder project. I spend all day sanding and applying wood treatment stuff to the Scaffie. This is a very social occupation as people … Continue reading

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Great Is an Anagram of Which Woman’s Name?

So, Greta moves on. She has been with us as a Science Writing Fellow for the last 6 months during which time she has sprinkled happiness and joy, like fairy dust, on us all. She has gone over the Okinawan … Continue reading

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There Are More Things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio,

I start this long weekend with a visit to the Toya fish market, which is just down the road. I buy big Octopus in anticipation of future  social gatherings. So, an entanglement of rope has arrived on my beach. I … Continue reading

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